Thursday, October 30, 2008

exam marathon!!!! run run run

exam is today, god bless me to stay alive after today and still b in 1 piece..may he grant me wisdom to get good grades and also vision to SEE good grades..also bless me wit a hand tat can throw paper properly...may exam teacher b old and clumsy so they wont c me cheatin..and also the paper to b very very easy....AMEN..ok..time to study liao...and again, gamble is bad...i lose again today, kang kang cheat wit his "wat u koe is the next card" card..he always double or blackjack..nvm..i koe good wan always win..i dun cheat, in gambling so i should b good in da future....hope all the students out there are ready for exam MARATHON.....

note: dun die

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

a tag..a very long tag

TAGGED BY Junyi

1.Do you have secrets?
- sexy secrets

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
- become more sexy

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
- arif( his butt is lik my sofa)

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
- go mcdonald

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
- no, my best friend a boy..

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- both

7. If you had 3 wishes what would it be?
- good appearance
- good talents.
- good future.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
- sad case lo..love cannot be forced ma

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
- sleeping

10. What takes you down the fastest?
- money on the floor

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
- same old jeff, jz taller and more macho

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
- currently alot...

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
- no, i chose option c:married and rich

15. Would you give all in a relationship?
- c wat type of relationship 1st

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
- i dun deserve them, i am too flower heart

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
- c la, if the guy steal my food, i will forgiv but not forget

18. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
-Hmmmm.

19. What's the hardest thing for you?
- my teeth

20.Tagging:
- sexy plps

1) Are you really ready for 100 questions?
- excited XD( jokin)

2) Who's the best kisser you've ever kissed?
- my teddy bear, bobby

3) Do you believe in God?
- hmmm..

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
- erm......my

6) What's your ringtone?
- no phone currently

7) Have a best friend?
- mmhmm.

8) Are you a boy or girl?
- A sexy boy

9) How do you want to die?
- lik rambo

11) What did you last drink?
- pancreatic juice( i jz finish studyin science)

12) Last call?
- shorty wei siong ( misss call him 10 times)

13) Tom from MySpace is about to go to jail, what's your first thought?
- Tom raped a gurl, den kena catch


14) Do you have an attitude?
-sexy attitude

16) Ever been in love?
- yes

17) How much do you text?
- seldom now

18) Like reading?
- depends

19) Are you gonna get high later?
- if u buy me some beer

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
- No.

21) Do you miss someone?
- Yeah but I'm not supposed to.

21) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
- eat spghetti

22) Who is your best friend's brother's wife's daughter's boyfriend?
- my uncle

24) Do you tan a lot?
- i am not black

25) How exactly are you feeling?
- sexy

26) Ever eat food in a car while someone or your self is driving?
- Yeap.

28) Have you ever started a rumor?
- Yeah. kwong jen love jue cheng

30) Are Barbie & Ken bad influences on people?
- yes, barbie teach small kids to b hot..small kid should not b hot

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
- yes

32) What are you listening to?
- advertisment fr my.fm.

33) Do you want to have kids?
- Yeah. i wan 2 boys 2 gurls, 2 indian 2 malay 3 chinese and 1 bangla

34) Ever kissed somebody thats name started with an E?
- no, but i kissed plp name starts fr t, y, h, j, k, m, b, v, c ,x and s

35) Do you type fast?
- my keyboard is on fire

36) Do you have piercings?
- dun wan..i lik my body

38) Can you spell?
- Sometimes. MY NEME ES JAPFRY

39) What do you miss most about your past?
- my pepsifire

40) What are you craving right now?
- hmmmm

43) Does somebody love you?
- Yes, gua.

44) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
-Sometimes.

45) Are you secretly liking someone?
- no, i guang ming zheng da

46) Do you believe your ex thinks about you?
- ya, she proparly tinkin" jeffrey sexy la"

47) Who is your 6th best friend?
- hard to chose

48) Have you ever been betrayed by a best friend?
- yes, alot of time (kang kang la)

49) Your hair color?
- rainbow

50) Is your house big?
- Nah. only 10 rooms

51) Where is your cat at?
- my large intestine

52) Have you ever walked outside in the rain?
- yes, free bath...woohoo

53) Do you think you're a good person?
- sometimes

54) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
- Yeah.

55) Do you take drugs?
- No. not yet

56) Last time you had a nice bubble bath?
- at swimming pool, plp fart there

57) Whats your middle name?
- mohd bin jeffrey..so my mid name is BIN

58) Do you play the Wii?
-i dun ply Wii, i Play wee wee

59) How do you feel about Wal-Mart?
- lots of wall?

60) How long have you had a myspace?
- at my room, MY SPACE been there for 14 years'

61) Who has inspired you the most?
-JEffrey

62) Favorite line?
- diu ni ama chao hai

63) How old will you be in 4months?
- sexy again

64) Are you mean?
- sometimes.

65) Can you keep white shoes clean?
- It's not my fault, its the floor

66) Do you believe in true love?
- Yeah. i wan to be in 1

67) Do you like roller coasters that go upside down?
-yes, free hair gel

68) Are you proud of the person you've become?
- Not really.i done lotsa bad things

69) Do you wanna change?
- not now, i wearing my spongebob boxer

70) Do you like to be outside?
- Yeahhp. lotsa of hot chicks

71) What are you looking forward to?
- eating mcdonald

72) Are you bored?
- A bit.

73) Do you want to get married?
- Yes. i wan lotsa kids (jokin)

74) Ever fail a class?
- yes, my "how to fail" class

75) Are you hungry?
- everytime

76) Do you have a bank account?
-yes,my no is 789-9087-come rob me

78) What'll make you happy?
- basketball

79) Would you change your name?
- yes, i wan my name to b mohd jeffrey a/l chong

80) Do you know how to skateboard?
- Nope.i gt skteboard wheels

81) Has someone ever sang to you?
- Yeahhmmhmmm.

82) Do you watch the news?
- sometimes, when big things happen

83) What is your zodiac sign?
- crab

84) How does your bf/gf feel about their ex?
- Dunno.




this tag is looooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

when god created world, everything was nice....until exam appear

when god cr8 humans, he want human to be good and friendly, but then hor, humans has a dark side..they harm each other in all ways..one day, an evil guy cr8 a paper wit question to kill..he used tat paper and make many kids suffer..tat is how the mental weapon EXAM was cr8ed...so pls, we mz preserve our world so tat EXAM is no longer needed..Soilder carryin this EXAM are called TEACHERS..these TEACHER can some b very wicked and bad..they harm many innocent young live wit cane or displin letter..This teacher also polluted our PARENT minds..PARENTS is lik our leader..TEACHER influvence PARENT wit their crap and make them fight us..now TEACHER carryin EXAM can b seen everywhere..they even cr8ed a jail called SCHOOL...SCHOOL is where TEACHERS torture plp..and cr8 lots of EXAM...so pls b careful when u go to SCHOOL


ntg to do, so i write crap...XDXD

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

exam exam go away, never come back again

wow, so faz alr end of year, of cuz also gt exam...i tink i will not be touching the com during exam period..u c, i gonno score, i mean, GOTTA score to survive.. lol

Thursday, October 16, 2008

the day pmr became history

today,pmr giv its one last stand and 2morrow, Pmr becomes history..ok, tat jz for form 3 plp, for us, jz a normal week has passed...so bored..wat to do? they pmr we also pmr lo..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

i learned my lesson....

today, i nid to go skul becuz skul can stand without me..lol...kiddin la...without me, i guess te decipline teacher will look younger..today, i went to skul for some stupid reason, we din study at all, 3 fr 6 teacher ask us:"wat 4 u all come to skul, din do anything also"..so...we blackjack the whole day...we not ply bsb cuz some fat f1 pengawas(u better watch out pork chop) rampas my ball, lotsa plp hate him..so i guess pork chop gonna get his ass kicked soon....today, tim, me , yu bin and kang kang ply ,i lost 10 bucks..i guess i not fit to gamble, yu bin also lose alot...the 2 horny guy win kau kau....kanasai..nvm..i promise i will TRY not to gamble again...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

normal day

ok..this week was normal, ntg nice actually, i got my jersey now..no 15...so bangga, my 1st jersey...haha

Saturday, October 4, 2008

hari raya over liao

hols is comin to an end liao..wan to start c pn.cheok _i_ face again...ok,lets c, wat i did this hol

-dota
-eat
-sleep
-play
-drink carlsberg,one sip nia, father let me try, taste lik medicine..
-balik kampung
-c my "ah ma",get angpau fr her
-play basketball
-study....comic
-football
-c movie
-go summit
-make "pan mee"
-learn how to cook "goreng maggi"
-go melaka
-eat chicker rice ball
-go melaka muzium
-sit double decker bus, ntg nice wan
-eat alot

still gt alot 4get liao, this hols boleh tahan la, at least not so boring,in kampung i meet new small frens, some gt 6 legs, some gt 8 leg, some kena me hi-5 den more den 2 piece, some i belanja makan sweet.....there also gt chicken, i try catch, hard sial, i request to try on motor, father say"diam diam, dun say bout these until u form 5"...den mom say"cannot ride motor, dangerous, car better"...yeah, gt car 4 me alr.. den at kampung night nice sleep lol, so cold n fresh the air, not lik here, everywhere not plp fart den car fart...ok la, ntg to say liao....good luck to pmr students