, y am i given a fat, annoying, stupid brother

for all the big brothers out there, i koe u are suffering from smallbrophobia, me 2...i hav a brother, jz standard 3, but same weight with me, i hav a brother, tat cries even if u giv him less sweet, i hav a brother, that even have better phone den me, i hav a brother, tat annoys me everyday. i hav a brother, tat makes my ball explode, tat ball cause 80 bucks, i have a brother, never care about wat is money.. pls, any1 wans a small bro??